It must be late since this is funny….
Every now and then someone posts something that cracks me up. Tonight, Spunky posted:
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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on May 19th, 2006 at 11:44 am
ROFL i have no idea what the song even means lol. Does anyone? Thanks jade for the post.i really needed a laugh today.
on September 1st, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Ok……… I am just laughing my head of……
why IS there a song about him? And who “CRACKS” corn anymore?
I should got o sleep….
on October 6th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
what IS cracking corn though? i just eat corn…no cracking or slicing or anyting required.
seems like evertime someone responds to this post its late! but i refuse to go to sleep. i will conquer!!!!!
on October 14th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
You may not know or care what cracked corn is. Not to worry, that is why you pay taxes. The United States Department of Agriculture has this to say:
4. DEFINITION OF CRACKED CORN a.Cracked corn, as described in this directive, is Not Standardized Grain thatconsists of broken kernels of shelled dent corn and/or shelled flint corn. Crackedcorn kernels are kernels that are chipped or broken and not 100% intact from their original shape and size. b. The sample must not meet the definition of corn (i.e., grain consisting of 50% or more of whole kernels of shelled dent corn and/or shelled flint corn and not more than 10% of other standardized grains) to be considered as cracked corn. c.Visually examine the sample to determine if it meets the definition of corn or cracked corn. If an analysis is necessary, make the determination on a 250-gram representative portion on the basis of the sample as a whole. From the 250-gram portion remove all whole kernels (i.e., kernels with less than one fourth broken off) of corn and, if necessary, other standardized grains and calculate the percentage of whole kernels of corn and other standardized grains.
So, you may not care, but Uncle Sam does. However, I find the USDA’s definition to be questionable, for in the definition, they say that whole kernels, are those with less that one fourth broken off, I am going to send them 3/4 of my taxes, and call that whole.